Cubs may now sign Kobayashi for the bleacher bums
Now, I’ve never been to Wrigley Field so I don’t understand the intricacies of being a bleacher bum. But I didn’t think one had to risk his own life for the opportunity to cheer on the Cubs.
The gentlemen at Awful Announcing posted this video of a hot dog-eating contest in the bleachers and the results are, well, priceless.
I think AA is right on the money when they say:
It’s never good when you A) Lose to a woman in an eating contest and/or B) Almost dying and needing the Heimlich Maneuver.
I’d also include “C)Your friend is laughing hysterically while videotaping your near-death.”
The worst part is that a Reds fan was trying to save his life. If their fans perform just as well as their team, I think I’d rather take my chances with trying to cough the hot dog up.
